Current mood:	evil
Entry tags:	asexual revoltion

Let the Asexual Revolution begin
I read this article, but, more importantly, I was stupid enough to read the comments. Thus I have made a decision:

I disagree with both sides on the homosexual debate.

They are both clearly retarded:
Posted By: rancher @ 03/27/2009 3:33:32 PM

Gays, queers, fags, rump rangers. They all refer to the same disgusting lot of sub humans that were roasted by God years ago. They say that I am homo-phobic, I am not. That is a term that refers to fear. I grew up on and still work a Ranch. I have leared not to step in cow s**t as it smells and is full of nasty bacteria, but I am not afraid of it. At least it is natural filth and not an abonimation.


OOooohh... There was a Bible verse where God specifically toasted homosexuals? Dude, you totally need to give me the reference because I missed that story in Sunday school!

Posted By: jmg4477 @ 03/27/2009 1:01:47 PM

To the so called "christians": science vs. religion...hmmm science seems to be winning the duel. So all you have left is abortion and homosexuality to attack. Poor christians.....afraid of the "homosexual agenda" . No doubt organized religion has done great things for the world (sarcasm) including but not limited to genocide.


I totally agree. Religion has done fantastic things for the world, like the crusades and the Holocaust. Whew, it's a damn good thing that only religious people do shit like that!

Yeah. Both sides are incapable of logic.

Therefore, as of today, I intend to become the leading voice in a lifestyle that is holier than BOTH heterosexuality AND homosexuality. It's called asexuality.

Asexuals are incapable of getting STDs (assuming there aren't any infected needles or anything). Asexuals are supported by the Bible; just look at Jesus, Paul, and many others who didn't sleep with men or women. There is no need to bring up religion when discussing asexuality because science and mother nature are both in favor of asexuality, and it'll sure solve that pesky over-population problem real quick.

So come, join the asexuals. We're nice people. And if you get drunk around us, you won't have to worry about us taking advantage! And we never cause debates like the one in the linked story, because no one even knows we exist.

Also: we have cookies. Given that we don't care about sex, it leaves us lots of time for baking.

So become an asexual and rise above the illogical masses.

You know you wanna.