Bite You to Death

Okay, so I suck BUT...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:07:44 GMT

...at least I have a fun icon for the newest focus of my villain fetish.

Yes, those of you who know me ought to know that I have a major (understatement, that) fetish and love for villains, really awesome villains in particular. Why, it's so bad I even drool over cardboard cut-out, personality-less villains like Voldemort.

To get real, quality villains, though, one must turn to anime. Here at the old top three:

3. Shishio from Rurouni Kenshin
Yeah, so taking over Japan is a bit cliched (although not as much as taking over the world), but Shishio sticks out from the crowd, and not just because he's a mummy. He has lots of fun while trying to take over Japan, from conquering towns just for their hot springs, to cheerfully taunting his nemesis, to having the only kiss in the entire series (really), Shishio has so much personality he even wants Cappuccinos, even though they haven't been invented yet.

2. Kurei from Flame of Recca
Ah, yet another fighting series with no redeeming qualities. No, not true! It has Kurei. He's the standard tragic villain, who could have been a hero, but he wasn't written stupid. Yay! He immolates his first girlfriend, turning her into part of his power (and still flirts with her). Then, he turns dead minions into the same thing. I worry O_o But Kurei can pull it off like no one else. And okay, he has black lipstick, but is only a little gay.

1. Kuroro from Hunter x Hunter
The series that re-defined gayness (and pedophilia, yikes!), it had some awesome villains nonetheless. Kuroro is the good leader type of villain, which I'm pretty sure is a type that doesn't exist beyond him. Plus: he flirts, only to do horrible things with the person he was flirting with, and they don't even realize it until later. That's just awesome. Also: he was never beaten in a straight-up fight. If that doesn't make him a good villain, I don't know what would.

But, however cool each of these guys are, they are overshadowed by Alone from Saint Seiya: the Lost Canvas (the guy in my icon). In 4 short episodes, he effortlessly blew all of the competition out of the water, no competition.

He has a wimpy personality. He totally looks (and sometimes acts) like a girl. He has a soft spot for animals, especially puppies. He is ~~dating~~ best friends with the hero. (They sometimes act like they're dating!) And he kicks massive ass in a fight. Truly, he must be experienced to be truly appreciated.

Best villain evah, woot. ~~My interest in fanfic has been renewed! Must write Tenma/Alone!~~ Laura, Beth, I don't care if I have to strap you into a chair in front of my laptop, you are watching Lost Canvas!

Now I will re-descend into the void of cyberspace for a few months. :)

Is Your Country Cool?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 13:07:26 GMT

In fandom news these days, it's all about

Axis Powers Hetalia

It is only the funniest, most ridiculous, stereotypical, historically accurate horror you will ever find.

It takes countries, turns them into people who embody the stereotypical characteristics of said country, goes through WWII and lets them interact together. Truly, it defies description. You need to read it at hetalia to fully understand how awesome it is.

For example, my country, of course, is the US. The character America is loud mouthed, thinks he's the leader, bullies Canada, has a strong sense of justice but no clue how to properly implement it, and is always eating hamburgers. I lol constantly.

Other characters include (but are not limited to):

Italy - there is no contest here. Italy is the best character in Hetalia. He's lazy, wussy, obsessed with pasta, NO HELP WHATSOEVER to Germany or Japan in the war. I wanna be Italian.

Germany - Hard-working, efficient, practical, and no matter what he does, he can't stop Italy from trying (and failing) to help him. But at least he has Japan.

Japan - the series is written by a Japanese person, so I was worried for a while that he/she would favor his/her country. Not so. Japan was traumatized by Italy's driving and has made his life's goal to build a safer car. Japan loves bunnies and guinea pigs. Japan says many things, all of which mean no.

UK - called England. He might have once ruled most of the world, but now he just gets annoyed by everyone, especially France and America. So he has resigned himself to a life of complaining. He also has a serious drinking problem.

France - argues with Italy about who has better food and wine. Argues with England about who's cooler. Whines about loosing America and Canada.

USSR - called Russia. Looks innocent and kinda clueless, but is, in reality, the evilest guy around. His minions include: Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, and sometimes Germany and China.

China - cries a lot. Seriously, though, he's old and thus he knows better, but no one ever listens to him. Often seen with a panda.

Poland - talks like a valley girl and thinks no one could ever beat him, regardless of how many times Lithuania has called him to warn about Germany.

Canada - is either ignored by everyone or mistaken for America. He hates America, but is too nice to ever say that to America. Is often pictured with a moose.

And there are many more. These are just the major characters.

So you should definitely start reading it.

Lots of Fun Stuff

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 17:53:38 GMT

Once again, long time no update. My excuse is that I lost my fantastic Hikaru no Go mood theme, which really lowered my motivation for posting. But now I have a Kateikyo Hitman Reborn mood theme, and it's awesome. What's especially cool is that every single mood has a different pic. Check it out!

So, getting on to my various news.

1. In one class for this past spring semester, I failed 23 out of 25 students. That is definitely some kind of record. I'm kinda proud. Of course, only 10 students even bothered to show up for the final, but still.

2. I've been teaching a summer class, with one week left to go, and I actually have GOOD students! They do homework! They ask questions! Some of them even study for tests! It's like a dream come true. I may not want to go back for the fall.

3. I'm moving!! (Yeah, I leave the big news as #3. Like you didn't know that I'm weird.) Currently, I live about 30 minutes south of where I work, Vincennes Indiana, in Princeton Indiana. But I am now renting a duplex in Vincennes about a mile and a half from school. I haven't lived that close to work in... well... never! It's great.

I'll be doing the actual moving in around July 20th or so, but it's still exciting. Also: I won't be living in central time but working in eastern time. Everything will just be eastern time. No longer will I have to constantly add or subtract an hour from the clocks, depending on where I am!

4. Writing. I suck massively, and I've barely done any lately. But other than the move, I have nothing planned from July 4 to August 16. So I plan to write a lot, starting with those damn fic requests I took a year ago. Oops!

Also on that topic, my website is now gone. My stupid providers deleted everything before I could renew the domain. I will probably be posting everything to my fic journal in the upcoming weeks.

I'm not a victim of abuse, just my own klutziness

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:49:38 GMT

I am clarifying for anyone who sees the massive bruise on the side of my face. I was not hit or thrown around or anything like that. I managed to whack my head against the wall. Yes, I am that talented. Thank you.

Also: I'm taking bets for how many of my students are going to fail in three weeks.

View Poll: How Many of Qaddafi's Students are Going to Fail?

Let the Asexual Revolution begin

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:20:18 GMT

I read this article, but, more importantly, I was stupid enough to read the comments. Thus I have made a decision:

I disagree with both sides on the homosexual debate.

They are both clearly retarded:
Posted By: rancher @ 03/27/2009 3:33:32 PM

Gays, queers, fags, rump rangers. They all refer to the same disgusting lot of sub humans that were roasted by God years ago. They say that I am homo-phobic, I am not. That is a term that refers to fear. I grew up on and still work a Ranch. I have leared not to step in cow s**t as it smells and is full of nasty bacteria, but I am not afraid of it. At least it is natural filth and not an abonimation.

OOooohh... There was a Bible verse where God specifically toasted homosexuals? Dude, you totally need to give me the reference because I missed that story in Sunday school!

Posted By: jmg4477 @ 03/27/2009 1:01:47 PM

To the so called "christians": science vs. religion...hmmm science seems to be winning the duel. So all you have left is abortion and homosexuality to attack. Poor christians.....afraid of the "homosexual agenda" . No doubt organized religion has done great things for the world (sarcasm) including but not limited to genocide.

I totally agree. Religion has done fantastic things for the world, like the crusades and the Holocaust. Whew, it's a damn good thing that only religious people do shit like that!

Yeah. Both sides are incapable of logic.

Therefore, as of today, I intend to become the leading voice in a lifestyle that is holier than BOTH heterosexuality AND homosexuality. It's called asexuality.

Asexuals are incapable of getting STDs (assuming there aren't any infected needles or anything). Asexuals are supported by the Bible; just look at Jesus, Paul, and many others who didn't sleep with men or women. There is no need to bring up religion when discussing asexuality because science and mother nature are both in favor of asexuality, and it'll sure solve that pesky over-population problem real quick.

So come, join the asexuals. We're nice people. And if you get drunk around us, you won't have to worry about us taking advantage! And we never cause debates like the one in the linked story, because no one even knows we exist.

Also: we have cookies. Given that we don't care about sex, it leaves us lots of time for baking.

So become an asexual and rise above the illogical masses.

You know you wanna.

Meme-age

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:50:48 GMT

One of my New Year's resolutions is to update this thing more. So here's a meme I got from spacetart

MAH ICONS.

default	oldest	newest


saddest	happiest	angriest


cutest	sexiest	funniest


fave ship	fave fandom	fave animated


best quote	best textless	best stolen idea


use the most	favorite

HOW MANY ICONS DO YOU HAVE: 32
OUT OF HOW MANY AVAILABLE ICONS SPACES: 47
IF YOU COULD BUY SPACE FOR MORE, WOULD YOU: No, not really.
DO YOUR ICONS MAKE A STATEMENT: All icons ought to be funny.
WHAT FANDOM DO YOU HAVE THE MOST ICONS OF: Tie between Naruto and Bleach (both of which I no longer give a shit about)
AND THE SECOND MOST: Tie between Alexander the Great and Math, my two true loves.
WHAT SHIP DO YOU HAVE THE MOST ICONS OF: Only have one ship icon (Black Cat, Train / Creed, aka hero / villain)
ARE YOUR ICONS MADE MOSTLY BY OTHER PEOPLE: 11
DO YOU MAKE ICONS: Suck at animated icons. The still ones are mostly mine.
ARE THEY ANY GOOD: Yes, very funny.
ANIMATED ICONS ARE: awesome.

DO THE MEME.
Coding can be found here

Qaddafi's Exciting ER Adventure

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:13:06 GMT

So I ended up in the ER yesterday, making it the worst first day of the new semester ever. Here’s how it went.
I’m during my last class of the day, Intermediate Algebra, and I suddenly start getting chest pains. Now, I’ve had these before, I have a swallowing disorder. (Basically, food gets lodged part way down, clogging stuff up and generally being quite painful.) A few years ago during summer, I had the chest pains all the time. Since then, I’ve had them 2 to 3 times a year.
At any rate, the standard chest pains are annoying and painful, but I’ve had them enough that they’re not that big of a deal. I get through the rest of my class and head back to my office. Literally, the moment I get back to my office, my chest pains suddenly get a lot worse, to the point where I couldn’t stand up straight and I starting having problems breathing.
I go to the Math Lab (it’s right next to my office and I figure, if I’m going to collapse, better do it where other people can see, just in case). Turns out to be a good thing. My breathing gets worse as the pain increases, and one of the Math Lab guys calls 911. The fire department show up with an ambulance, I get put on oxygen and they put me on a stretcher. I’m barely coherent, just enough to tell them to grab my wallet, where my insurance card is. (Yes, even in the throes of extreme pain, I’m worrying about how much it’s gonna cost.)
I get my first ambulance trip (although, since I took my glasses off, I couldn’t see much). I get put on an IV, get weird, metal things strapped to my chest, and we get to the hospital. At this point, my chest pains have decreased a bit, from a 10 on the pain scale down to an 8. There’s at least 4 nurses or doctors checking things and putting more things on me (more weird metal things, a blood pressure sleeve, some wires whose purpose I still can’t guess, etc) when I get to the ER room.
I’m there for about two and a half hours total. I get asked at least four times if I’m a student, to which I correct them (and as soon as I say I’m a math professor, they all tell me how bad they were at math; but that always happens). I’m told that my division head followed me to the hospital (she saw me as I was being wheeled out of the building), and she offers to go back to school and grab my cell phone, coat, and car. Which is way nice of her, and if anyone has a good of what I should get her as a thank you present, I’m open to suggestions. And, once I have my cell phone, I call my parents and assure them I’m not dead.
So, now that it’s all over, I’m been diagnosed my an inflammation of my esophagus (I’ll look up the name when I get home; I’m back at school right now), been given some huge pills, and been told not to do anything remotely strenuous. So, I guess that means no doing cartwheels to try and get my students to wake up :)
And that’s pretty much the end of it, except I have a doctor’s appointment this afternoon, so I’ll see if I learn anything new. And, on the up side, I have a great excuse to not exercise.

Obama!

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:42:41 GMT

Obama! Obama! Obama!
Check out the landslide victory:
http://maps.google.com/help/maps/elections/index.html#2008_election

Obama! Obama! Obama!

And now that that distraction is over, I get back to writing NaNo

Hello Again World!

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:31:15 GMT

Well, after 3 weeks in my new home (aka, the middle of nowhere, Indiana), I finally have an internet connection again! Thus, my life is now good.

Fic Requests

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:52:43 GMT

I am taking fic requests again. For details, go to http://community.livejournal.com/qaddafics/9667.html

Thank you for the validation

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:58:43 GMT

Newsweek, if I have ever said anything bad about you, I am now taking it all back. Thank you for writing the article Does Having Children Make You Happy? Finally, I have something to show people when they think I'm crazy for saying that I hate (and I do mean HATE) children. Children are NOT the be-all and end-all of happiness; they're barfing, pooping machines that keep you up at night.

Stuff

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:39:30 GMT

First, on the new job front, went house hunting and discovered at least two... interesting places. One had a basement that could star in a horror movie -- I was more surprised that there weren't skeletons down there. The other house's last occupants were making meth in the basement, which is now closed off with a huge bit of plywood nailed down over it.

So I got an apartment in the neighboring town of Princeton, IN (about 30 miles away, not a bad commute.)

In funny news, I've been slowly breaking in my new shoes, and figured they were good to go for the whole day yesterday. Shows what I know. By noon, I had a massive blister on my left foot and, just in time for my evening class, it breaks and starts bleeding, although not much. Not wanting to make things worse, I proceeded to lecture barefoot. Go me!

AWESOME NEWS!!!

Wed, 14 May 2008 14:43:58 GMT

After 2 plus years of interviews, somebody finally made me a job offer! It's Vincennes University, in a dinky little Indiana town about an hour north of Evansville, right on the Illinois border - about a 5 hour drive from where I live right now. I am so incredibly happy! Those Hoosiers rock!

So it looks like I'll be moving to Indiana in August! OMG so excited!! I'm so happy I'm abusing the exclamation mark!!!

The New Obsession (and LJ Layout)

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:38:57 GMT

First, because I haven't updated in forever, my word count:

53,700 / 75,000
(71.6%)

That's right about where I should be, so yay. Now that I have time, life is good.

Of course, it's harder to find time when I have a new obsession: Kateikyo Hitman Reborn! (English title: Reborn!). Mainly, there's this one character I'm totally in love with. I made a new layout for the journal with him on it. And I also present:

Ten Reason to Love Hibari Kyouya:

10. He uses a tonfa to beat the crap out of everyone. Tonfas are very underused weapons, but still way cool.

9. He's tag line is "I'll bite you to death." Am amused and thinking vaguely dirty thoughts.

8. He grows up to be WAY hot.

7. He's so cool, even five-year-old assassins/martial artists from China can't help but fall in love with him (and then explode in embarrassment).

6. He loves his school so much, that the school song is his ring tone. Seriously, I kid you not.

5. He acquires a cute little yellow bird from a minor villain (see picture at top of layout). The bird is later named Hibird.

4. He is extremely anti-social. He beats people up for being in crowds, and for waking him up while asleep, etc.

3. He fights with a hedgehog. (Although he certainly does not abandon the tonfas.)

2. Despite being allergic to them, he still loves sakura. And the time where he lost a fight due to sakura shall not be spoken of.

1. Despite looking like a wimpy bishounen, he heads up the school Disciplinary Committee -- which, thanks to his guidance, is a bunch of punks who beat up other students at Hibari's whim. However, since Hibari is a stickler for the rules, students only get beaten up for not following the rules. And occasionally hospital patients.

My Reborn! obsession is almost complete. Now I just need a good icon and to write fic...

March/April Writing Insanity

Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:28:10 GMT

Since Nano is never enough for me, I've decided to do more insane writing over the months of March and April. (I'd have done just March, but I have seven classes and zero free time.) So, over the 2 months, my goal is to write 75,000 words. You are my witnesses, and I need you to promise to mock me if I don't make it. Because that will motivate me to work.

NIU Shooting

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:33:04 GMT

Today at my alma matter, Northern Illinois University, a gunman opened fire and killed five people, plus himself, according to various reports. He did it in Cole Hall -- I TA'd there just 3 years ago. Everyone I know who's still there is fine though, including two2blue.

NaNoWriMo, End of

Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:06:36 GMT

Didn't have time to update here with final word count before going to bed. So, here it is:

109,353 / 100,000
(109.4%)

The site hasn't updated regional wins, but DeKalb had a word war with Perth, Australia, and totally kicked butt. Once the updates come in, we should be around 25th place for the whole world, beating out entire European countries (namely, thanks to me, France). Go, us! If it doesn't snow too much today, we're having the TGIO (Thank God It's Over) party.

In other good news, I have a major interview coming up in Vermont. Never been there, but it's supposed to be a nice state; much friendlier than Chicago. I'm candidate number 4 of 4, added at the last minute, which makes me think I might have pretty good odds. Hey, at least I get an expenses reimbursed trip to Vermont. w00t.

Request to all my RL friends who have a sense of fashion: please come help me find in closet or buy 3 outfits appropriate to an interview. You KNOW I have no clue.

NaNoWriMo Day 13

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:52:31 GMT

50,145 / 100,000
(50.1%)

So, I reached the NaNo goal, and half of my personal goal. w00t. In other, totally unrelated news, I hate my story.

NaNoWriMo Day 1

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 01:23:06 GMT

So, today starts NaNoWriMo. Since I'm carzy, I'm going to try to get 100,000 words instead of just 50,000. Yeah, we'll see how that goes. Current count:

3,750 / 100,000
(3.8%)

In other news, I managed to get 2 flat tires today coming home from work. A screw or something got stuck in the front tire and, when the tire blew out, the screw flew backwards, scrapping into the back tire and cutting it. Joy. I have such luck with flat tires /sarcasm

NOOOOooooosies!

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:36:14 GMT

Yesterday afternoon, Robert Jordan, author of the Wheel of Time sequence, passed away. He was working on the 12th and final volume of the series when he died. My sympathies go out to his family, but I can't help but be selfish. WoT was the first series I really got into, way back in 1994 when I was in 7th grade (and, yes, I've just dated myself). I feel like I've been following the series for over half my life, and now it won't be ended. Yes, some of the later books weren't nearly as good, but I loved them anyway. Now I'll never know what happens to Tam or Masema or who Demandred is. (I have a thing for minor characters.) Oh, and whether Rand 1) survives, 2) dies and stays dead, or 3) dies and comes back to life. My money has been on 3 since book 6.

Fastest Rejection Ever

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:32:38 GMT

So I sent off one of my short stories to a magazine about 2 weeks ago. Yesterday I got the rejection letter. I had no idea a person could get rejected that quickly; usually it takes at least a month, or longer, considering the US postal service, if nothing else.

Oh well. Now I can send the thing to another magazine. Anyone know any good Fantasy/Science Fiction magazines that publish short stories? Other than "Fantasy & Science Fiction"?

Job, plus

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:03:51 GMT

I had a phone interview yesterday for a job in optimization. Thought it went pretty well; I've got my fingers crossed. I want a full-time job, dammit!

In other news, finals are tomorrow, so we get to see how many people fail. Looks like 3 at most.

I'm about 2 chapters away from the end of my JulNoWriMo story, after which it needs one round (at least) of major revisions. I'm so happy with it right now!

JulNoWriMo Day 26

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:57:53 GMT

Made it! Haven't finished the story, which I hope to do in the next few days, but I reached the word quota. Actually, I reached it yesterday, but I forgot to update.

50,728 / 50,000
(101.5%)

HP book 7, aka Rowling get a new genre

Sun, 22 Jul 2007 12:42:56 GMT

So, instead of writing yesterday, I spent the whole day reading Deathly Hallows. Like all the Harry Potter books except 1 and 3, my reaction is mixed. I think my biggest problem is that this one reads more like a traditional quest-type fantasy story than the school books like the other six. Which means I will inevitably compare it to other quest-type fantasy books I've read (and it's my favorite genre, so there's a lot), and DH does not compare well at all.

It has, however, inspired me to use some lovely, non-PG rated language. That's not a good thing.

Quick list of those who died, and the only one I felt sympathy over
(More or less in order)

Hedwig
Mad-Eye Moody
Dobby (Dude, JK Rowling actually tried to make us care about this one. Yeah, so not.)
Fred Weasley (Didn't get to see George's reaction. WTF?)
Crabbe
Remus Lupin
Dora Tonks
Nagini (OMG, I liked Nagini! Okay, Neville killing her was awesome, but still. Voldie-kins loved his pet, and this would have been a great scene for him to be a bit more human, but NO because Rowling only writes dorky, cliched villains.)
Bellatrix (killed by Molly Weasley. Whoa, didn't see that one coming)
Voldemort (Yeah, anyone surprised? No? Good.)

A list of stuff I liked
(In no particular order)

Molly killing Bellatrix; so awesome
Any scene with Neville, of which there were disappointingly few
The Dumbledore/Grindelwald connection. So totally shipping that.
Aberforth. I still want to know what charms he did on those goats...
The fight scenes were all well done and very exciting. Except the final battle, which was crappy cliche heaven.

The significantly longer list of stuff I didn't like
(In no particular order)

Okay, how long did this quest take? The whole school year? And how much did they actually accomplish? One thing? HOW long did it take them to make the connection between Griffyndor and Godric? Two fucking months? I took about 2 nano-seconds! Are you guys fucking morons? Basically, the story ends at the end of the school year, because the stories always end at the end of the school year, and that's just dumb. Minor part, I know, but it annoyed me.

Harry, and the numerous lessons he did NOT learn: Don't trust visions from Voldemort (Of course, in this book, they didn't hurt him, because apparently Voldemort has become senile). Listen to Hermione (Yes, she's annoying, but the author loves her, so she's always right).

COMPASSION. This is my big one. Everyone else is going to be ranting about how Harry learned compassion because he was prepared to give up his life to save others. (Which, before I go on, that wasn't heroic. That was stupid. Harry, you have a damn invisibility cloak. You could at least TRY to take out the Horcrux while they can't see you instead of just dying.) True compassion is not loving your loved ones; everybody does that. True compassion is loving people you don't love, and I failed to see any of that. Maybe I've been ruined by Naruto (specifically, the Naruto-Gaara fight), but Harry seemed like the same selfish, self-absorbed little brat he's always been, and suddenly he's a hero who's sacrificing himself? I spit on that.

Listening to Dumbledore. Okay, Harry FINALLY catches a clue and realizes that Dumbledore is a manipulative old bastard. We spend, like, half the damn book while Harry agonizes over this, wondering whether or not he should actually find the Horcruxes. The clear moral should be: don't trust the bastard, he kept secrets and basically screwed Harry over. But no. Harry decides to trust Dumbledore's non-wisdom (in a scene that was so corny I nearly rolled my eyes out of my head), and walks to his fucking death. OMGWTFBBQ? Harry, how stupid are you? Let's try some other plans before we casually walk into death. And, OF COURSE, Dumbledore is right and Harry doesn't die. Fuck you, Rowling.

Getting back to some of the other crappy stuff, here's an awesome moral for the kiddies: All Slytherins are evil. Except Snape, who's just pathetic. (Okay, the Snape redemption scene? Totally corny and stupid.) Also, I was hoping Draco would do something significant, seeing as how the last book ended, but he doesn't. And no, losing his wand to Harry is not significant, I don't care how much you try to hump that, Rowling, it ain't.

My biggest pet-peeve (other than the compassion bit) was Ginny. Okay, she's the love interest, and she has a connection to Voldemort, and what does she do in this book? Nothing. She's in like 2 scenes total, purely as the love interest. Now, I'm not a big Harry/Ginny shipper, but I have nothing against it. However, her complete lack of doing ANYTHING important in this last book has me feeling cheated. We're modern, 21st century people here, aren't we? The love interest needs to do more than snog the hero and wish him luck.

Also, what's with the heterosexually appropriate ending? Can't anyone be single? Also: crappiest kids names EVAH.

On the subject of academia (I'm in it, so it's important to me) and Skeeter's book: Any society that takes this seriously (And has NO critics of it) clearly lacks all brains. Rowling, you dumb cunt, have you EVER read a nonfiction book? People do not EVER get referred to by nicknames, or even first names. Genuine nonfiction does not sound like fourth graders debating who's stinkier. Yes, I know it's Skeeter writing, but honestly. In the Real World (TM), academia would laugh incredibly hard at her, and then write articles that the multiple copies of her book were directly responsible for the degradation of the environment.

The bits about death just ended up flat and pointless to me. (Although I kept thinking about the Discworld Death, which would be an awesome crossover.) I've seen it done before, and much better, in other epic fantasy stories.

In conclusion: the book was alright, (and better than books 5 and 6, which sucked major ass) but Rowling shouldn't try epic fantasy, as she sucks at it.

JulNoWriMo Day 15 and Dorkage

Sun, 15 Jul 2007 15:29:46 GMT

The end is in sight! Still a far ways off, but I can see it. I think I'm gonna make it.

28,721 / 50,000
(57.4%)

In other news, two2blue went to the Ren Faire yesterday because I got free tickets from Borders. It was tons of fun. We stayed the entire time. I was wearing my kimono, and got looks of looks because of it. Took a bunch of pictures; when I finish up the roll, I'll see about putting some of them here. (I have a digital camera, but I took the other camera...)